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CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am, #247740
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am, #202369

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am, #202368
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm, #202304
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am, #162302
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am, #162299
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am, #123477
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am, #122595
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am, #122592
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am, #110853
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am, #110852
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am, #110840
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm, #90640
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm, #90630
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm, #86689
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm, #80372
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm, #80370
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am, #40354
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm, #31200
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am, #76144
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am, #76139
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am, #76137
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm, #67718
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm, #67686
So does my foot.


THANKSGIVING -




ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am, #247741
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am, #185513
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm, #185476
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am, #131073
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131072
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am, #131071
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm, #131068
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm, #131067
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm, #131065
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm, #131064
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm, #131052
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm, #131039
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm, #131038
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am, #75120
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am, #41325
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


PRAYERS - bring us all together




1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm, #162760
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm, #72820
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm, #72807
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am, #65447
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am, #44724
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am, #40819
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am, #32468
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am, #31289
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm, #31183
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm, #31142
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.


FUTILITY - Nothing wastes time or fails like prayer


TAGS: nothing fails like prayer
Rating: 3.03/5

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greenejc - June 8, 2013, 12:55 am, #246440
Funny. Prayer has always worked for me. I guess you just have to read the instructions, huh?
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:07 am, #233004
I can't pray, but can't be against prayers for others... seems to me like a way of meditating for people who needs more of a "frame" for their introspective work... xx
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:15 am, #215992
those were supposed to be seperated...my bad
Arvantillian - April 8, 2011, 9:14 am, #215991
Stupidity....praying anyway Insanity.....still expecting it to help
tellitlikeitis - March 31, 2011, 8:39 pm, #215599
Amen.


YOUR PRAYERS - Say them




BLESS THE SOLDIER... -


TAGS: riflemans creed prayer army military
Rating: 3.56/5

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qjr - October 17, 2010, 1:54 am, #198601
only 6,390,247,491 more to go.


HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm, #98945
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm, #60944
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm, #47968
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm, #47233
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am, #32730
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am, #31015
Did anyone else automatically a**ume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?


HYPOCRISY - Invisible friend = Crazy Invisible friend named God = Sane (?)


TAGS: demotivation hypocrisy prayer god
Rating: 2.18/5

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Da5id - July 18, 2009, 12:21 pm, #96883
I don't think he should move on... it's funny... funny little people, lol.
colt45103 - March 5, 2009, 9:29 am, #63799
Ok, we get it a number of vocal individuals on this site hate the concept of religion and God... Message received, now can we just move on?


The power of prayer -




WHEN STUPID BECOME EVIL -


TAGS: against evil stupid prayer mariand
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - August 21, 2012, 11:50 am, #238612
lol... we were so young and fool... now I see the root of our problems...hehehe
MissPriss - August 21, 2012, 11:28 am, #238608
Hey when we did that it wasn't an issue of evil or stupidity. When you're up there it's a matter of trust (teehee). Thanks for the memories mar!


Confidence -




GLUTTONY - No Longer One of the Seven Deadly Sins




PRAYER: - THOSE AWKWARD MOMENTS IN WHICH YOU WISH YOU BELIEVED IN SOMETHING


TAGS: atheisim prayer athiest army military
Rating: 3.68/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2012, 11:45 am, #233381
That awkward moment when you realize that your life might be in the hands of the gullible.


Frog Irreverance -


TAGS: serenity prayer version
Rating: 4.94/5

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kirill - August 23, 2013, 1:27 pm, #248987
M Favorited.


FREE - is never Free


TAGS: do not reply prayers
Rating: 4.89/5

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Anonymous2 - November 11, 2010, 1:50 am, #202331
Sean, if you've still got that Blu-Ray player available, I'll do 25 Hail Marys a day for a year for you. They won't be too effective since I'm not Catholic, but I am Protestant so it's to the same God...
Sean - November 10, 2010, 7:19 pm, #202245
Boy. Some people are just soooo lazy. Sheesh!
forseti - November 10, 2010, 5:41 pm, #202233
5 Hail Marys!
Sho - November 10, 2010, 5:19 pm, #202231
LMAO
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 5:04 pm, #202227
that absolute gold. 5L's


PRAYER -


TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm, #157434
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.


PRAYERS -


TAGS: prayers pre match superbowl football
Rating: 4.84/5

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UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:20 pm, #212076
Great presentation!
CoolioIndeed - February 9, 2011, 2:34 pm, #212071
There was so much fail at the singing portion of the SB.


JESUS - Is Just An Illusion


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.27/5

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Eggnik - May 25, 2009, 4:18 am, #81963
I don't see Jesus, but I do see Jango from One Piece.


Dear God -




CASTUP OR KETCHUP THE GREAT QUESTION -


TAGS: mouse concession prayer
Rating: 4.89/5

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Feasibly - May 19, 2011, 10:41 pm, #218782
5ound5 logical to meh...


THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY -




THERE'S BAD BOYS - And then there's Bad Boy Wannabes. And for either there are Moms spending too much time prayin'.




science -


TAGS: god prayer science atheism amputees
Rating: 4.25/5

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CloudchaserS - May 14, 2014, 5:50 am, #254779
I think that giving us the ability to make such devices is how God will heal amputees.
motifayk - May 13, 2014, 9:41 pm, #254772
Liked the first poster. 5L. Post this same one to Religifake.com also, another motinetwork site for the religious stuff.


FROM THE MOUTHS' OF OUR FUTURE - Now I lay me down to sleep And all I pray is that there be a planet for me to keep.


TAGS: future child earth prayer
Rating: 4.22/5

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mariand - June 11, 2012, 7:05 pm, #236176
I prefer this "Hush little baby don't say a word, And never mind that noise you heard, It's just the beast under your bed, In your closet in your head "...lol


SO... - tell me, Jules, do you believe in the efficacy of intercessionary prayer?




LITTLE PRAYERS -


TAGS: cats prayers
Rating: 3.25/5

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fred - January 27, 2010, 3:32 pm, #154757
they hurt you mind


MILITANT BAPTISTS - A Bad Idea Poorly Executed


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 1.93/5

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hey garth - September 5, 2009, 2:22 am, #115197
go to youtube and type in westboro baptist church....sad as it is these signs are NOT ph**oshoped
garth - June 12, 2009, 11:36 am, #86199
is this sarcasm? or do you not see the ph**oshop?
Hector - March 1, 2009, 8:54 am, #62651
These people give regular homophobes a bad name. Thanks, Jesus N' Mo.
barockeva - January 31, 2009, 3:12 am, #56120
Christian warriors make Jesus cry.
god? - January 11, 2009, 6:27 am, #51181
i came buckets
Matters_Not - December 7, 2008, 1:25 am, #42486
Its ok...I'll keep fighting to protect their liberties. as long as they could admit they are thankfull for them.
Da5id - November 1, 2008, 7:56 am, #32254
It's like holding up signs indicating how morally retarded they are themselves. Send them to Iraq. Ooops... flag touching the ground, burn it... and whatever it's attached to.
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:52 pm, #31196
I applaud people for expressing their ideas, but these people need to go lay down in traffic and if they have kids, let them play around where they are laying.


CHRISTIANITY - There Is Only One God Which Actually Means Three Gods Which Really Means One God


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 1.81/5

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agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 11:26 pm, #92411
It references C3PO's status with the Ewoks.
Snowfell@hotm - July 2, 2009, 11:23 pm, #92409
Look at that tag, is this really a star wars refrence?
Velin - May 13, 2009, 5:54 pm, #79838
Hey, if ligth can be radiation, particle(element?) and wave at the same time...what the hell are you complaining about?
pro - November 25, 2008, 9:02 pm, #39781
One imaginary friend or three imaginary friends. Who cares?
Meh - November 25, 2008, 11:58 am, #39676
Sorry for you... You got it wrong. One God, three persons. Semantics I know, but get it right. At least ridicule what we really believe and not what you mistakenly think we believe.


Thanksgiving 2014 -


TAGS: modern prayer black friday sales
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:25 pm, #257977
I Love when crotchety gets into the ho5Liday spirit!
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 9:30 pm, #257949
Yup...'ti5 the season to whomp the ever lovin' crap out of your fellow man because they beat you to a parking spot...


Challenge -


TAGS: god church challenge prayer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bandit5906 - May 20, 2015, 11:40 pm, #261318
JMJ, 5L
mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 8:49 pm, #261314
Can relate!!!! TOOOOO FUNNY!! LUV this JW! 5 ROTFL lions!


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